it’s only monday and i’m about 98% done with this week
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
my mom was playing world of warcraft and someone said “fuck off” and she said “such language” and the next person said “very swear” and the next said “much offensive” and basically my mom started crying and blamed me
Did you just
so i came across this (here) and wanted to post it because it’s awesome
this is still fucking hilarious, you stupid woman.
Phillip’s face tho
seriously what the fuck is this
you can’t tell me sherlock isn’t completely in love with john
and the only moment where john saw it too but pretended not to
Tumblr, teaching more about rape culture than they do in school
tumblr, knowing more about rape culture than governments do